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Oh to be a kid again. Im not lazy I am on energy-saving mode.

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Big girls need big diamonds. Thats what makes it so difficult Why dont kids understand their nap is not for them but for us -Alyson Hannigan. Arthur Rimbaud The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden theyve reached puberty they believe that they like women.

Funny Teenage Quotes 1. At bedtime all children become dehydrated philosophers who need a hug The thing about parenting rules is there arent any. How does the moon cut its hair.

Whether they are asking the tough questions about life or having a chat with their toys sometimes the craziest things come out of the mouths of babes. I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses Unknown. Whenever that was Charles M.

You know youre raising teens when your kid starts taking 40-minute showers Raising teens can be like nailing jello to the wall To prepare for teens find a brick wall then practice talking to it Yes moms are genuinely concerned. See more ideas about funny quotes funny relatable. Groucho Marx No man goes before his timeunless the boss leaves early.

Put this one in your pocket and pull it. We maintain a great perspective on life because were always looking up RELATED. After all if youre looking for the funny side of life or death there isnt any equipment much more helpful than a stainless-steel digestion a liver so elastic that it bounces and a seventeenth birthday that is still hovering beyond the horizon.

Leslie Nielsen Doing nothing is very hard to do you never know when youre finished. Guardians of the Galaxy. Hey dads out there.

In case you didnt know were kind of obsessed with Tumblr at HuffPost Teen. If you want to find out if someone is a true bookworm or not give them a thousand page novel and see what happens. Here are the 100 best funny love quotes from comedians that perfectly nail the hilarious side of relationships.

The princess throws out I love you just as the non-committal rogue descends. The leopard hes always spotted. The Empire Strikes Back I know The inimitable Carrie Fisher as Leia tells Harrison Fords Han Solo she loves him.

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I have loved you since the first day I saw you. A book can give you an experience of someones life in a few hours and this is far more profitable than any. Why are spiders such know-it-alls.

Its just a flesh wound Monty Python and the Holy Grail 1975 3. Time to fire up your joke combustion engine and get all hands on deck. Stu dying Stu died coincidence.

30 2012 1218 AM EDT. I dont have to go with you and someone calls Child Protective Services. Below are some great funny quotes about teens.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops. I know Im a handful but thats why you got two hands Unknown Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor Truman Capote If you think you are too small to be effective you have never been in the dark with a mosquito Betty Reese Taking naps sounds so childish. Roman Payne Poems About Regret.

Groucho Marx 3. This one is funny until your kid starts yelling Youre not my mom. Quotes tagged as funny-book-quotes Showing 1-30 of 68.

You sit on a throne of lies Elf 2003 2. When you are seventeen you arent really serious. Writing can be challenging but theres a comfort in knowing that most of us are dealing with the same things.

Collin Hansen Make A Difference Quotes. While admittedly a lot of our Tumblr-time has been spent looking at awesome Hunger Games animated gifs lately we have also come across a totally addictive account. Ive always been a fan of inspirational quotes about writing and sometimes funny quotes can be the most inspirational of all.

Gerald Raftery In Defense of Teen-Age Humor in The Clearing House. Youth are not approaching the gates of life. 20 Inspirational And Funny Sayings From Tumblr.

If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other what do you have. You cant enjoy art or books in a hurry. Below youll find some funny quotes about the gender which will make your tummy giggle.

Elizabeth Taylor Too many girls follow the line of least resistance -- but a good line is hard to resist. Dec 7 2019 - Explore s h a y n as board funny quotes for teens on Pinterest. The caprice of youth goes with the wind Ive no regrets.

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Mae West Put your hand on a. Theyre always on the web. Hello my name is Inigo Montoya.

Bill Gates I choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. I thought you might enjoy some of these quotes for writers. We recently asked the HuffPost community to share the funniest thing their kid said that week and we got some great responses.

Valentine just a few words to tell you how I love you. Food Friends and Sunshine 6. Where do cats go swimming.

Why do rappers need umbrellas. Actually youre just horny.

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